82-Kama Sutra: Answers

2006

Sunday in Racolo, Aless and Lithium’s room ...

RACOLO:

… Fin told me Brynie got his hands on ‘TheKama Sutra’. 

Did he show it to you?


ALESS:

Um …


RACOLO:

Thought so.

ALESS:

I d-didn’t mean to l-look. Brynie and I, I c-couldn’t 

stop looking. Are you m-mad at me?

RACOLO:

No. Why would I be mad?


ALESS:

Dad would b-be, if he found out …


RACOLO:

Oh yeah, he’d freak. Been there, done that. 

But, if you want to talk about it, it’s OK. Ask me anything.

ALESS:

Do you really m-mean it? Anything? Anything at all?


RACOLO:
Yeah.


ALESS:
Why d-d-did you leave and m-move in with Grandma?


RACOLO:
That? Don’t you want to talk about sex?


AESS:
Maybe l-later.

RACOLO:

You always surprise me. You already know why I left 

- me and dad don't get along.


ALESS:

Don’t or won’t?


RACOLO:

You think this is all on me?


ALESS:

I d-didn’t m-m-mean it like that. You're just ... always so angry at him.

RACOLO:

Hey - I’m not the one who threw my mother out and replaced her with a new woman who happened to come with a bratty, little step-sister. Excuse me for being a little pissed off.

ALESS:

He th-threw her out? Are you sure? Dad t-told me that she left.


RACOLO:

I was there Aless. You don’t forget stuff like that. He thinks I don’t remember cause I was five. Do you know what it’s like to have the person you counted on the most ripped from your life?

ALESS:

L-like last year, when my mom had the accident …


RACOLO:

Yeah - sorry. I liked your mom. I just wasn’t too thrilled about her daughter.

ALESS:

Tia t-told me that you used to r-r-run away a lot.


RACOLO:

Your sister has a big mouth ...


ALESS:

She’s your sister t-too.

RACOLO:

Step-sister, and that doesn’t count. She was always such a pain

in the … Yeah I ran away a lot. Then Grandma took me in. 

Too bad you didn’t get to know her, she was amazing.

ESMODONTI:

Hey boys, talking about me?


ALESS:

Hi Es. Ac-actually Racolo was t-telling me about Gr-grandmother.


ESMODONTI:

Classy lady. Look, I’m about to put my little elf-kin to bed. 

Hate to toss ya out of your own room but …

RACOLO:

I’ll do it.


LITHIUM:
ah-soo nana


ESMODONTI:

No way! It’s my night. So if you’ll just get your butt

out of here I'll do the mama thing and tuck him in.

RACOLO:
OK, but after I say good night.


ESMODONTI:

I don’t get to say good night when it’s not my night.

ALESS:

I’d like to say g-good night to him t-too, if that’s OK?


ESMODONTI:

Sure cherie, anything for you. Hold him a sec.

I left his blanket in the kitchen. Be back in a jif.

RACOLO:

She’s so… difficult.


ALESS:

M-maybe if you were a little nicer, she’d be nice too?


RACOLO:

Me! Did you just see that?

ALESS:

Yes, and so d-did Lithium. He c-c-can’t understand 

the words b-but I think he gets the tone in your voices.


LITHIUM:
yawn

RACOLO:

Just give me my kid.


LITHIUM:

ahhh dada


ALESS:
You’re ang-angry at m-m-me?

RACOLO:

No, just angry.


ALESS:

I’m sorry. It’s just that I've spent t-time with Es and him, and she's

really a g-good mom. I mean, if you could just see them t-together,

maybe it’d help? Why d-don’t all of you do something together? 


ESMODONTI:

Still here?


ALESS:

We were j-just leaving.


ESMODONTI:

Fab, I’ll take my boy then.

RACOLO:

Oh, he’s asleep.


ESMODONTI:

You did that on purpose!


RACOLO:

I didn’t. He just fell asleep.


ALESS:

Shh, you’ll w-w-wake him.

ESMODONTI:

The deal is - I get him till ten and if I want to hang

out in here and watch him sleep, I can – got it?

ALESS:

T-t-tell her it’s OK Racolo, p-please?


RACOLO:

Fine.


ALESS:

I’m hungry. Aren’t you hungry t-too? Let’s go have a snack.

ALESS:

… Racolo, are ya coming?


RACOLO:

I’ll be right there.

ESMODONTI:

If you think you’re gonna toss me outa here …


RACOLO:

I already said you can stay.


ESMODONTI:

Is this some sort of trick?

RACOLO:

No trick, a truce. I’m tired of fighting with you. Aless 

thinks we should hang out, you, me and Lith. We could go 

for a walk or something, tomorrow night?

ESMODONTI:

Like a real family huh? That’d be different. Maybe Aless could tag along too... you’re more civil when he’s around.


RACOLO:
Whatever.


Then, in the kitchen with A-m ...

Hey boys, I have news! Your father just informed me that your sister wants to move here. Isn’t that nice? The three of you will be together again. Once all the arrangements are made, I’ll give you an update.

ALESS:

D-did you hear that Racolo, Tia’s coming.

Isn’t that … g-great?

RACOLO:

I don't think so. Wonder what made her want to come here? 

It’s not like we invited her. Aless, you didn’t.


ALESSIO:

I d-didn't. Honest. Well, n-not exactly. I sent her an email or two 

- b-but I never asked her to come here. I swear.

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