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81-Kama Sutra: Delivered
Friday ...
ESMODONTI:
Hey Zyfan whatcha got there? 'Kama Sutra' - haven’t seen
that thing in years. Have they added anything new?
ZYFAN:
I would not know.
ESMODONTI:
Last time I checked it out, I noticed it's missing some
pretty important stuff. I can fill ya in - if you’d like?
ZYFAN:
Thank you Esmodonti, but it is not mine.
I am only returning it.
ESMODONTI:
The offer still stands. Turns out, I don't need to be
at work till later. Do ya know where Blondie is?
ZYFAN:
Who is Blondie?
ESMODONTI:
My comrade in arms, the other vamp, Karanthir.
ZYFAN:
He told Fin he was going to meet you.
ESMODONTI:
Bummer, guess we missed each other.
ESMODONTI:
... Poor me, with all this extra time and nothin’ to do.
Hey Zyf, are ya busy? I mean after you return
that - or better yet - I have an idea …
ESMODONTI:
... Why don't we go to my room and I'll introduce you
to the 'Kama Sutra' properly.
thump
ZYFAN:
It … has fallen.
ESMODONTI:
It has! Oh the book. Wait a sec, I’m getting a
weird vibe from you. You’re into guys, ain't ya?
ESMODONTI:
... I should’ve known. You're just too pretty.
ZYFAN:
Thank you.
ESMODONTI:
Ya know Zyf, that still leaves me with this free time.
I can do things for you and if you close your eyes,
you can pretend I’m anyone, get me?
ZYFAN:
That is a very generous offer but …
ESMODONTI:
You still turning me down?
ZYFAN:
Well I ...
ESMODONTI:
Alright, I'll let ya off the hook for now, but listen pretty boy,
Es always gets her man. I'll see you naked yet. Au revoir.
ZYFAN:
What a persistent woman.
Then ...
ESMODONTI:
Blondie baby - where’ve ya been?
KARANTHIR:
Looking for you. So Es, what sort of mischief have you been up to?
ESMODONTI:
Chatting with Zyfan. Ya know, he bats for the other team.
KARANTHIR:
I'm aware. He’s one of my pet projects.
ESMODONTI:
Fab! You must tell me everything! But not here.
ESMODONTI:
… I have an itch that needs scratching and you're
just the guy to do it. Let's go to my room.
KARANTHIR;
Anything to accommodate you, love.
Later ...
ZYFAN:
Greetings Karanthir. Esmodonti was looking for you.
KARANTHIR:
Being the gentleman that I am, I just escorted her to work.
ZYFAN:
She is determined to see me naked.
KARANTHIR:
Not before I do, my prince. May I join you? It’s such a rare
occasion to have you all to myself. Anything new in your life?
ZYFAN:
Soon I shall escort my sister and Grace to my homeland…
Karanthir, are you listening to me?
KARANTHIR:
You have my undivided attention, my prince.
I enjoy the sound of your voice, please go on.
ZYFAN:
Well, I will need to summon the ... um griffins and … then we will ...
KARANTHIR:
Then you will ... what? Do go on.
ZYFAN:
I … cannot think when you do that.
KARANTHIR:
You mean this?
ORRIE:
K’ranther, you tickling him?
THUMP
KARANTHIR:
OW!
ORRIE:
That hurt?
KARANTHIR:
Yes it hurt! Orrie what do you mean sneaking up on us like that?
What are you doing out of bed in the first place?
ORRIE:
Want apple juice ... please?
ZYFAN:
I will get you some.
KARANTHIR:
Thank you Zyfan.
KARANTHIR:
… And you, you little munchkin, has anyone ever told you that
your timing is positively dreadful.
ORRIES:
Were you tickling him?
KARANTHIR:
I was trying to.
ORRIE:
Unbelievable!
