79 - Kama Sutra: Lost

2006

Wednesday afternoon ...

CAMMEO:

… I didn’t want to help Esmodonti, but I couldn’t leave the baby 

alone with her, could I? And then, she did the most scandalous 

thing she … she kissed me, right on the lips.

SYRRAH:

Did she?


CAMMEO:

Oh yes, and I must tell you I was quite shocked … and then she 

… oh it’s so embarrassing … blushing …She, she touched my boobie. It wasn't’ an accident either. She meant to do it - I could tell.

SYRRAH:

This touch, it was not welcome?


CAMMEO:

blushing

Well - no. Of course not!

SYRRAH:

I am not sure I understand your misgivings. Did you not 

date Mez for months? Surely he touched you in the 

same way … or at least tried to.

CAMMEO:

That’s different. He’s a boy and it’s … expected,

but Esmodonti, well, it just isn’t right.


SYRRAH:

The kiss, it was not ‘right’ either?


CAMMEO:

Syrrah, girls don’t go ‘round kissing other girls.

That’s not the way it’s done.

SYRRAH:

It is not? Tell me the name of this rule book you have been reading. I would very much like to see it.


CAMMEO:
There’s no … book. It’s just common knowledge.


SYRRAH:
I see. I will never understand why humans have such strict rules 

when it comes to physical pleasure. Did you tell Esmodonti 

that her affections were not wanted?

CAMMEO:

She didn’t give me a chance. And since then, she hasn’t 

done anything … inappropriate. I think she was only  trying

to make a point about what happened when she and Mez …

SYRRAH:

… had sex? Cammeo dear, I have been trying to understand 

why you and Mez are no longer together– is it because of this?


CAMMEO:

He cheated on me, Syrrah.

SYRRAH:

Answer me this, would it have been acceptable if he asked

your blessing prior to doing so?


CAMMEO:

Of course not! That’s just … not right.

Do you mean you’d let Mr. Vanni …

SYRRAH:

Why should I not? If he desires another why should I deny him? 

I know he will return to me. That is how our love is.

CAMMEO:

But … you're his wife!


SYRRAH:

Cammeo, we elves are long-lived. The idea of sharing only one

person’s bed for an entire lifetime is monotonous, at least to me.


CAMMEO:

Does Mr. Vanni know you feel this way?

SYRRAH:

We have not discussed it. At the moment we are

more than  satisfied with each other in every way.

CAMMEO:

That’s because that’s the way it ought to be.

SYRRAH:

You are so young Cammeo, even though I know you are older 

than I. Do you not think it is time to allow yourself to truly live.


CAMMEO:

How do I do that?

SYRRAH:

I will tell you. First you mourn the loss Mez. He was your first love, 

yes? Well, it is over. Blame no one any longer. Simply accept it.


CAMMEO:

What if I still want to be with him but … what if I can’t trust him?


SYRRAH:

He will need to earn your trust, if he does - then make him your second love, different from the first because you are both changed. If you can succeed, your love with be stronger in the end.

SYRRAH:

… Before I journeyed to my homeland, you and Mez were happy. 

When I returned, you were both miserable. Will you be happier with or 

without him? Decide, then act on your decision.


CAMMEO:

You make it sound so easy.


SYRRAH;

Oh but it is, all you need do is tell him how you feel.

Then …

DAPRIMA:

Looking for something?


SYRRAH:

Yes. A big blue book. GioVanni and I received it as a wedding

gift. It has vanished from our room. It is called ‘Kama Sutra’.

DAPRIMA:

Kama Sutra? Isn’t that a guide to sex?

SYRRAH:

It contained some interesting positions. My husband is distraught over

its disappearance. He says it is not appropriate for everyone to see.


DAPRIMA:

I think he’s right. I’ll help you look for it, and if we find it 

–I wouldn’t mind taking a peek myself. 

SYRRAH:

Of course. Daprima, may I ask a favor?


DARIMA:
Sure.


SYRRAH:

Very soon I will return to my realm to prepare for the birth of my

daughter. I am hoping you will let young Grace accompany me.

DAPRIMA:

You want Grace to go with you? Won’t she

drive you nuts with her constant chattering? 


SYRRAH:

On the contrary, she will be good company until I am ready 

for GioVanni to join me.


DAPRIMA:

It’s fine with me. I think the others will be glad for a break from her.

DAPRIMA:

…Grace we were just talking about you.


GRACE:

Really? I knew it, yes I did. I just had a feeling that someone

somewhere was talking about me.

DAPRIMA:

Listen, Syrrah wants to take you to her homeland

for a few weeks - if you want go.


GRACE:
Oh do I! Can I please?


DAPRIMA:
Sure.

GRACE:

Syrrah this is going to be such fun. Can Hello Kitty

come too? She won’t take up much room.


SYRRAH:

Yes Hello Kitty can join us. We will talk more later.

Right now I must find that book. Perhaps Zyfan has it.

Excuse me.


Syrrah leaves. 

DAPRIMA:
Grace, where did you get this? I told you you didn't need another lunchbox.

GRACE:
You said you wouldn’t buy it for me, but you never 

said I couldn’t have it.


DAPRIMA:

How did you get this?

GRACE:

Well, you see ... it was a gift, yes that’s right - from Brynie. 

I told him all about it and the very next day he went out and 

bought it for me. Wasn’t that nice of him? I think it was, yes I do.

DAPRIMA:

It would be, if that’s what really happened.


GRACE:

I’m telling you, Brynie bought it for me. He knew how much I 

wanted it. You can ask him yourself, if you want.

DAPRIMA:

That’s your story and your sticking to it, huh?


GRACE:

I believe I am. Can I go now? I want to tell

Cammeo about my trip. Won’t she be excited for me!


DAPRIMA:

You can go, but Grace, I'll be talking to Brynie very soon about this.

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