RACOLO:
Lith, you can help me out by staying in there while I unpack.
Don’t do anything crazy like blink yourself somewhere else.
Magic sizzles through the air.
RACOLO:
Lith - wait! Lith? OK, I’m not going to panic.
You just wanted out of the crib, right?
RACOLO:
Please be under there, Lith?
RACOLO:
He’s not here. Now I'll panic.
knock knock knock
Come in.
RACOLO:
Lith!
CAMMEO:
The oddest thing just occurred. All of a sudden, he was in my arms.
RACOLO:
I’ve been meaning to warn you about this.
Guess he’s never … vanished on you before?
CAMMEO:
Whatever do you mean?
RACOLO:
I never accidentally teleported him anywhere. He has the ability to blink himself somewhere else. I haven’t
figured out how to stop him yet, but I'm working on it.
CAMMEO:
He can use magic? Isn’t he a bit young for that?
RACOLO:
Yeah, and he's getting really good at it too.
CAMMEO:
That wasn’t very nice of you, scaring your father like that.
What a dreadful thing to do. Now into your crib you go.
RACOLO:
Thanks. Uh Cammeo, there’s something you need to know.
CAMMEO:
You’re not leaving us again, are you? I couldn’t bear to lose Lithium. He’s such a dear and he helps me keep my mind off … other things.
RACOLO:
Oh sorry. I forgot - you just broke up with …
CAMMEO:
Please don’t. If you mention his name I may cry, and I
promised myself that I done with all that.
Now, what was it you wanted to tell me?
RACOLO:
Right. Lithium’s mother is here.
CAMMEO:
That’s wonderful news. Will she be coming to see him soon? I’m looking forward to meeting her.
RACOLO:
Not if I can help it. And by here I mean, she lives here.
CAMMEO:
Oh? Did we get a new housemate?
RACOLO:
She’s been here all along. When I knew her,
she was Eevette. Now she goes by Es.
CAMMEO:
Es? You mean Esmodonti! But that can’t be.
She’s a vampire and vampires can’t have children.
RACOLO:
This happened before she was turned. It’s a long story and
the bottom line is - I don’t want her anywhere near my kid.
RACOLO:
... I’m so worried that Lithium will blink himself to her.
Can I count on you to help me? Hey, are you alright?
CAMMEO:
What is it about her?
RACOLO:
What do ya mean?
CAMMEO:
Esmodonti. You all seem to fall all over her.
RACOLO:
Hey I want nothing to do with her. I’d move out right now
- but I know my kid will just blink back here. So I’m stuck.
CAMMEO:
Does she have a charm orsomething that can't be shut off?
RACOLO:
What’s with you and her?
RACOLO:
… I'm an idiot. She went after Mez didn’t she? Of course she did.
That’s why you’re not with him any more.
CAMMEO:
I don’t want to talk about it.
CAMMEO:
… Racolo, you needn't worry about Lithium while I’m minding him.
I won’t let her near him. He’s safe with me. I promise. Good night.
Cammeo leaves.
LITHIUM:
Yayayayaya
RACOLO:
Yeah right. So ya got me living here with your mother, against my will.
I’m tellin’ ya Lith - she’s bad.
RACOLO:
… OK you’re right, I have a thing for bad girls, but that doesn’t
mean you have to follow in my footsteps.