50 - How Could You? 

Wednesday morning inside the hall closet ...

stretch ... yawn

ESMODONTI:

Hey Mezzie, wake up. 

MEZ:

Huh?


ESMODONTI:

C’mon, we gotta go. It’s almost sunrise. I gotta get to my coffin.


MEZ:

Coffin? Oh yeah, vampire. You really do that? 

ESMODONTI:

Uh-huh. Not much of a morning person huh? Me either.


MEZ:

Es about last night…

ESMODONTI:

Yeah about that, don’t go getting clingy on me. If we hook 

up again, that’s cool, if not, that’s cool too. Don't sweat 

it, Mez - I like to keep things light. Got me?

MEZ:

Yeah, sure.


ESMODONTI:

Hey wait, my pointy ears tell me someone’s coming.

CAMMEO:

Mez! You nearly scared me to death.


MEZ:

Cammeo, hi. What are you doing up so early?


CAMMEO:

You know I fix breakfast every morning for everyone.

I looked for you last night but I …

CAMMEO:

... Esmodonti? What are you doing here? 

Mez has a jacket just like… that one.


MEZ:

I can explain ...

CAMMEO: 

Explain? Explain what? You mean you and … How could you?

MEZ:

Cammeo wait a second. Please just listen ...


CAMMEO:

No - I don't want to hear anything you have to say to me sniff ... 

sniff. I can't believe you could do this. I have to go now. Leave me be.

ESMODONTI:

Feel like I walked in on the middle of a flick. What’s her deal, cherie?


MEZ:
She’s my girlfriend, was my girlfriend.


ESMODONTI:

Really? You never told me.

MEZ:

Yeah right. You’re telling me you didn’t know?


ESMODONTI:

You think I set you up? What do ya take me for? I had no clue you two were together. And now, I’m get to be the bad guy in this.  

Sorry hon, but you’re not sticking this on me.

MEZ:

You're right. Did you see the look on her face?

I think I'm going to be sick …

ESMODONTI:

Aw Mezzie, I’m sorry for ya, really, 

 but sometimes it sucks to be bad.

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