334 - Obnoxious

2024

 Harmonia         Neve                   Lita                   Orrie             Tahariel

Thursday morning in Harmonia & Lu’s sitting room …















HARMONIA:

‘… But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread 

and milk and blackberries for supper.’ 

And that’s all I have to say about Peter Rabbit.
















NEVE:
I like that one.


LITA:

Me too.


ORRIE:
Can you read us some more?


LITA:
Yes, please?


NEVE, ORRIE and LITA:

Pleeeeease….?





















HARMONIA:
Now y’all just stop that right now, ya hear? I’ve already read ya two 

stories and it’s time for lunch. Besides, I have to call my little boy. 





















LITA:
You have a little boy?
















HARMONIA:

I sure do. His name’s Jophiel and he’s just about your age. 


NEVE:

I like Jophie. I talk to him on the phone sometimes.


HARMONIA:
That’s right, you’re one of his friends. There’s a pic of him over yonder. 











































LITA:

Where does he live?


HARMONIA:

He’s living with his daddy, in Texas. 


LITA:
Is that far away?
















HARMONIA:
It’s far enough, but I aim to visit with him for a spell. Now ya’ll best be 

getting along. I’m sure Cammeo has lunch waitin’ on ya in the kitchen. 





















ORRIE:
OK, then I be going.  Lita, guess what?


LITA:
What?


ORRIE:
I’m hungry. 


LITA:
Me too. 





















LITA:
… Thank you for the stories, Harmonia.


NEVE:
Bye bye.


HARMONIA:
You’re welcome. Oh Neve - do me a favor and tell Tahariel  

 I’m calling her daddy. I’m sure she’ll want to say hello.


NEVE:
OK.



Later in the hallway


















TAHARIEL:

… But mama,  how will we ever get Patience here?


HARMONIA:
Doncha worry hon. Your daddy will find another driver. 

We’ll get your horse here one way or another.


TAHARIEL:
I still don’t understand why you won’t let me drive her …
















HARMONIA:
Your daddy done told ya that that’s out of the question. 

You know you’ve never driven with the trailer before … 





















HARMONIA:
… and I’m not about to have ya traveling all that way  

on your own. We’ll just hafta find another driver to do it.





















NEVE:

You need a driver? Jesse can drive. He can do it.





















TAHARIEL:
Jesse? No that won’t work.


HARMONIA:
Now don’t be so hasty. Neve, does Jesse know how 

to drive a truck while pulling a trailer? 


NEVE:
He can drive anything. Want me to get him?





















HARMONIA:
Yes hon. You tell him to come to my sitting room right quick.


NEVE:
I will. Right quick.


Neve leaves.
















TAHARIEL:
Mama you can’t be serious!


HARMONIA:
Tahariel, we need a driver and if this boy’s willing - why not? 





















TAHARIEL:
Because I can’t stand him. He's so annoying. I mean,  

have you ever met anyone so utterly obnoxious?
















HARMONIA:
I surely have, once.


TAHARIEL:
What'd you do about him?


HARMONIA:
I married him. 


TAHARIEL:
You … you mean daddy? Well that’s … that’s just crazy.





















HARMONIA:
Isn’t it? Now see here - I know that Jesse’s uncouth and all 

but ya have to admit - he’s easy on the eyes …


TAHARIEL:
Mama, really! I can’t believe you’d even suggest such a thing.
















TAHARIEL:

… Look Mama, I need to be there for Patience. You know she hates to travel.


HARMONIA:
You will be, and I’ll send along Neve too. I’ll bet she’d love to come to Texas 

and meet your little brother. Then she can ride back with ya’ll.


TAHARIEL:
Mama no …
















HARMONIA:
Tahariel, I’m darn tired of hearing you complaining ‘bout not having 

your horse here. I’m gonna speak to Jesse to see if we 

can’t expedite this.  Now you run along. 


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