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242 - Almost

 Karanthir   Harmonia                           

Friday night ...

KARANTHIR:

… Is Herita in there?


HARMONIA:

Yes sir.


KARANTHIR:

If you’ll be kind enough to get out of my way, I need to see her.


HARMONIA:

I can’t let ya do that.

KARANTHIR:

I don't see how you’re going to stop me.


HARMONIA:

I planted myself here ‘cause I'm fixin' to do just that.


KARANTHIR:

Really Harmonia, you don’t realize how serious I am about this.


HARMONIA:

But I do ,and I can appreciate your position cause today - I know all.

HARMONIA:
… For instance, I know ya just heard from Racolo. He told 

ya Es was magicked with the First Blood, from some iced tea 

 she drank. That's what caused her to go after Zyfan so violently.

HARMONIA:

…  I know that First Blood magic was also the cause of your recent illness. 

I further know Mez told ya he found that missing book on vampires

HARMONIA:
… that Qualina wrote, and Racolo misplaced months ago. 

Which brings me to the conclusion that Herita had it all 

along and has been using it for no good.

HARMONIA:

… And now sir, you're aiming to have a chat with Herita, but I done

told ya – you're not goin' in there. Now ya'll can continue to be

ornery about this or you can leave and go about your business.


KARANTHIR:
Herita is my business.

HARMONIA:

Oh I know you believe that to be true. And I understand that 

she did a whole a lot of wrong to you and yours. What you 

don't understand is – talking to her won't do no good.


KARANTHIR:

It'll do me a whole lot of good.


HARMONIA:

Aw honey, let me tell ya honestly -  Herita, well, 

she's two bricks short of a load.

HARMONIA:

…The gal was trying to become a vampire. She had a half baked scheme 

to do it too. Does that sound like someone living in their right mind?


KARANTHIR:

Her actions nearly killed my prince!


HARMONIA:

Yep. She's become a real danger and that's why she’s leaving tonight.

KARANTHIR:

Well then I insist upon saying good-bye to her. 

So if you’ll just remove yourself from my path.

HARMONIA:

No hon, ya see - she's in there with her sister. Don't ya think Cammeo 

deserves time alone with her to say whatever it is she needs to say?


KARANTHIR:

I’ll wait.

HARMONIA:

Saints alive you're a determined fellow. I’m goin’ to say this once more. 

You’re not goin’ in. Take a good look in my eyes and tell me if I’m lying.  

KARANTHIR:

Madam, if I have to physical move you, I will.


HARMONIA:

Oh it won't come to that cause then I'd have to use my magic on ya, 

and sometimes it goes awry. I’d hate it if ya got hurt, accidentally. 

I’m not threatening ya,  just given ya the facts so ya can make 

the right decision and move along voluntarily-like.


KARANTHIR:

You honestly think I’m going to let this go?

HARMONIA:
That’s entirely up to you. Now, you may not believe this, but I can relate to 

this situation having found myself on the other side of crazy a few times

in my life. Although my kind of crazy never hurt anybody else.

HARMONIA:

… I can tell you this – ya can't be blaming Herita for any this.


KARANTHIR:

Oh can't I?

HARMONIA:
No hon, like I told ya, that gal's crazy as a soup sandwich. So don’t you 

worry your pretty little head about this no more. Herita's goin' to a place 

where she'll get all the help she needs. So ya see, it's over, well amost.

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