221 - The Best

      Aless            Racolo         Qualina         Jesse 

2018

Wednesday night ...

RACOLO:

Aless have you seen my 'Rune' book?


ALESS:
N-no, not yet. D-did you know that Grace and M-mez are l-looking 

for that vampire b-book? So m-maybe this one will t-turn up soon?


RACOLO:

Are they? Well I can’t wait. I need it now.


ALESS:

I c-can help you l-l-look for it, them, again.

RACOLO:

Damn, it’s not here.


ALESS:

I d-don't see how any of your b-books c-c-ould’ve ended up in there.

RACOLO:

Me either, but I’m desperate.

QUALINA:

Hi boys, misplace something?


ALESS:

R-Racolo lost another one of his m-magic b-b-books.

QUALINA:

Oh honey I forgot to tell you, I lent your ‘Book of Runes’ to Usagi.


RACOLO:
You - what?


QUALINA:

I told her you wouldn’t mind. She was very appreciative.

RACOLO:
I’ll bet. How could you do that without asking me?


QUALINA:

I meant to tell you but then, well I guess it slipped my mind. I really am sorry 

honey. I had no idea you needed it.


RACOLO:

I'm teaching a class on runes - and you didn't think I needed it!

QUALINA:

Oh for heaven's sake, I said I was sorry. I’ll get it for you right now. 

I'm sure she’s home.


RACOLO:
Never mind. I’ll do it. 

QUALINA:

I’m truly sorry honey.


ALESS:
R-racolo, isn't this a g-good thing? I mean, n-n-now it isn’t l-lost anymore.


RACOLO:
Year, right.

QUALINA:

Is it just me, or is your brother becoming more irritable everyday?


ALESS:

More, d-definitely more.

Then ...

- SLAM -


JESSE:
Hey – watch where you're going! You almost knocked me down.


RACOLO:

mumbles

Sorry.


JESSE:

What the hell’s with you anyway?

RACOLO:

Nothing. Everything! My grandmother's driving me nuts - giving 

away my stuff - to Usagi of all people. Why is she still here? 

Washi left, the least he could've done was take his wife with him.

JESSE:

Oh, now I get it. You’re into Usagi. I can see why too. She’s pretty hot.


RCOLO:
What are you talking about? She's married.

JESSE:
So what?


RACOLO:
- And I can’t stand her.


JESSE:
Yeah maybe – but that sure can make for some great sex.

JESSE:

… Angry sex man, it's the best.


RACOLO:

Hmmmf

JESSE:

You should try it - cause if anyone 

needs to get laid around here - it's you. 

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