118 - Mistake

2007

Saturday afternoon ...

BRYNIE:

… What’s this big box doing in the middle of the floor?


THUMP


… Orrie did you see that? It just moved.


ORRIE:
Unbelievable. 

BRYNIE:

Do you think we should open it?


ORRIE:
Nope.


BRYNIE:
But - something in there wants out.


ORRIE:
Don’t wanna know what it is.


BRYNIE:
Don’t be silly. I’m opening it …

BRYNIE:

… Look Orrie, it’s a little girl!

BRYNIE:

… Hi there, I’m Brynie and this is my brother Orrie. What’s your name?


- ? -

stares


ORRIE:

Maybe she don't talk.


BRYNIE:

‘Course she talks, she’s probably just shy. Hey - I’ll bet you’d like to 

get out of that box. Let me help you.

- ? -

NOOOOO!

ORRIE:

Better let her stay put. 


BRYIE:
Hey look - there’s a note in there …

.

- ? -

Mine.


BRYNIE:
Can I see it?


- ? -

NO!


BRYNIE:
Please?


 - ? -

No. NO! NOOOO!

CAMMEO:

Goodness, who's making all that noise?


ORRIE:
Her.


CAMMEO:
Oh my, isn’t she cute. Who is she?


BRYNIE:
That’s what I’ve been trying to find out. She has a note 

but she won’t let me see it.

ORRIE:

She has a big mouth too.


CAMMEO:

Orrie that’s not a nice thing to say. The poor little dear 

must be frightened. Perhaps I can help?


VANNI:

Can you please keep it down in here, Pica’s taking a nap.

Who’s this?


BRYNIE:

We’re working on it.


CAMMEO:
They tell me she’s hasn’t been very cooperative.

ORRIE:

Gimme that!


- ? -

No. Mine! MINE!


ORRIE:
Give it!


-? -

M-I-I-I-I-I-N-E!

CAMMEO:

Oh dear, this is terrible …


BRYNIE:

Orrie just let her have it.

BRYNIE:

… I said quit it!


ORRIE:
Stupid girl.


-?-

Stupid boy.


ORRIE:
You more stupid!

VANNI:

Hey - no name calling. Orrie, I’ll bet Cammeo has 

some cookies in the kitchen. 

CAMMEO:

I do indeed. Would you like some?


ORRIE:

Yup.


CAMMEO:

Very good, off we go then. Good luck Mr. Vanni.

VANNI:

Listen honey, I need you to give me that note, and then

I’ll give it right back to you, I promise.

VANNI:

… That’s a good girl. 


BRYNIE:

What’s it say?

VANNI:

She’s Jesse’s sister, Neve, and she’s moving in.


BRYNIE:

Jesse’s sister -wow! Ya know, somehow the fact that she's

related to Jesse makes an awful lot of sense to me.

She has a big mouth just like him.

NEVE:

Jesse here?


VANNI:

Yes he is, and Brynie's going to get him right now.


BRYNIE:

Boy, won’t he be surprised!

Then ...

NEVE:

Jesse!


JESSE:
Neve? I don’t believe it. Why is she here?


VANNI:

According to the note, your parents felt it was time the two of you 

were together. They’re making you her legal guardian.

JESSE:

What? No way!


VANNI:

She’s all yours.


NEVE:

Jesse!


JESSE:

Neve let go of my leg. What do mean she's mine? They never  

mentioned this to me. Aw - you gotta be freakin’ kidding me!

VANNI:

I’ll let you two get re-aquainted.


JESSE:

Wait - you can’t leave me here alone with … I don’t 

know how to… Neve, I said to let go my leg!

JESSE:
… Vanni wait - this has to be a mistake, doesn't it? 

What am I supposed to do now? Man - I am so screwed!


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