ZYFAN:

Greetings A-m, it is so nice to see you.

My you’re in a good mood. Wait, what’s all this? 

Zyfan, you have schmutz on your face.

ZYFAN: 

Schmutz? What is schmutz?

Dirt, and it's all over you.

ZYFAN:

 I did not realize. I suppose this happened 

when Karanthir took me to the cemetery.

Is that where the two of you vanished to? Well,

I guess we'll have to clean you up.

ZYFAN: 

Wait, please do not, it is most undignified 

 to be lifted up off the floor.

Sorry, but how else will I get you on the counter?

… Is that mud on your shoes? You'd better take them off. 

Did you have fun walking around that old graveyard?

ZYFAN: 

Oh yes. Karanthir told me all about the stones and 

markings and then he …

Yes?

ZYFAN:

 I am not sure I should say.

Oh go on, I won't tell anyone.

ZYFAN: 

Well, this afternoon, Karanthir he ... he kissed me.

Did he?

ZYFAN:
Yes and … I felt it all the way down to my toes.

Wow, that must have been some kiss.
Speaking of Karanthir, where is that vamp?
… Karanthir! Karanthir, come here.

KARANTHIR: 

Come here - Really A-m, what am I, your pet?

Let me have a look at you.

KARANTHIR: 

You just can’t get enough of me, can you?

Just as I thought, you need to get cleaned up too.

KARANTHIR:
Now wait just one moment Madam, you're not 

seriously planning to lift me up off the ground?

You know how I hate that.

Oh but I must.

KARANTHIR:

 Honestly, is there really a need for all of this?

ZYFAN: 

Apparently you have schmutz on you.

KARANTHIR:

 I beg your pardon?

ZYFAN:

A-m says we are dirty and are in need of a bath.

A sponge bath. I'll go get some towels - now stay put.

KARANTHIR:

 Before you go, will you kindly unlace me, please?

Sure, and here's the sponge. I'll be back.

KARANTHIR:

 Allow me to help you out of that.

ZYFAN: 

I suppose A-m is correct. We are rather dirty. 

Still, I really did enjoy the cemetery with you.

ZYFAN:

 ... Karanthir, are you certain you know what you’re
doing back there?

KARANTHIR: 

Of course I do, it’s just that there’s a knot here and ... 

Zyfan your clothes are quite complicated.

ZYFAN: 

My apologies.

KARANTHIR:

I got it. This is rather fun. If you'd like, 

I'll do your back for you.

ZYFAN:

 I would like.

KARANTHIR:

 Is that a Volks sponge? What is that woman thinking?

KARANTHIR:

 ... A Volks sponge on our CP bodies, that’s simply sacrilegious.

ZYFAN: 

It feels ... tingly. 

KARANTHIR: 

Zyfan, do you know you’re driving me crazy?

ZYFAN:

 I do not mean to.

KARANTHIR:

 I can’t take it any more …

ZYFAN: 

What are you going to do about it?

KARANTHIR:

 I will have you right now.

Hey! Just what do you think you're doing?

ZYFAN: 

Uh ... greetings A-m.

Don't greet me. You're supposed to be getting cleaned up.

KARANTHIR:
We were just getting to it.

Obviously.

ZYFAN:

 I am sorry A-m, it is all Karanthir's fault ...

You see, he is trying to seduce me.

KARANTHIR:
Zyfan!

Looks to me like he's succeeding.

ZYFAN:

 Yes he is, is it not wonderful?

KARANTHIR: 

Thank you, Zyfan. What a nice thing to say.

Not on my kitchen counter.

ZYFAN:
Right.

KARANTHIR:

 Then I presume this means our sponge bath is finished?

Correct.