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96 - Driving

2006

Monday morning in Mez, Jesse and Zyfan’s room ...

b-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

JESSE:

&%$#!#@ alarm clock! I hate mornings ...

JESSE:

Mez, hey Mez? C’mon, get up. School - -remember?


MEZ:
Five more minutes …


JESSE:

Five minutes ain’t gonna help. I’ll be in the shower.


Then …

KARANTHIR:

Good morning sunshine.

MEZ:

Hey - what’re you doing here?


KARANTHIR:

Welcoming you home of course. Didn’t Jesse mention 

my stopping by last night?

MEZ:

What - no! What do you mean sneaking in here like this?

You nearly gave me a heart attack.

KARANTHIR:

Really Mez, you must've known I'd stop by to see you. I can't believe 

Jesse didn't mention it. That was awfully rude of him,

and after we had such a lovely little chat too.


MEZ:

What do you want?


KARANTHIR;

Don’t you know? Why Mez, I’m hurt. And after all we’ve meant

to each other. Have you forgotten all I’ve done for you …


MEZ:

Out!

KARANTHIR:

Hit a nerve did I? You really need to develop a thicker skin. Honestly, 

one would think that after spending a long hot summer in California,

you'd have returned with a better disposition. Especially now 

that you’ve reconciled with the lovely Cammeo.

MEZ:

How do you know about that?


KARANTHIR:

I know everything there is to know about you dear one.


MEZ:

I’m not your dear one - now  get out.

KARANTHIR:

If you please. I just wanted to ensure you weren’t late for class. 

Oh and you can thank me later for everything else. Tah.

MEZ:

I sure didn’t miss him.

In the living room …

FIN:

... For the last time, I’m not driving you to school.


KARANTHIR:

I can't believe you'd jeopardize my health just to enjoy a few moments 

of leisure. Fin, it's pouring out! You simply must drive me to school. 

If you won’t do it for me, then do it for Jesse.

JESSE:

Do what for me?


KARANTHIR:

Jesse, wouldn’t you prefer to begin your day nice and dry, 

rather than soaked from walking, in the pouring rain, to the subway?

KARANTHIR:

... How can you turn him down Fin? I mean really, just look at him.

He’s visually impaired. Think of his fragile health.


JESSE:

Who the hell you calling fragile?


TIA:

Jesse!

JESSE:

Kitten!


KARANTHIR:

Kitten? You must be joking. Lioness would be more accurate.

TIA:

Oh shut up. Morning Fin. Daprima told me you’ll be driving the boys to 

school. Would you mind dropping me off too? I think it’s on the way.

FIN:

Daprima said what?


TIA:

Oh did she forget to tell you? Gosh, we spoke about it last night, after we  heard the weather report. But, if it’s a problem,

I can take the bus, I don’t want to cause any trouble.

FIN:
I don’t remember her mentioning that. 

sigh

Alright. I guess I can drive all of you to school. I'll get the car.

TIA:

Thanks Fin. I knew I could count on you.


FIN:

With all the chauffeuring I do around here, I ought to just drop 

out of college and become a cab driver.


KARANTHIR:

Sarcasm doesn’t become you dear brother.

Now, if you'd only allow me to drive your car ...


FIN:

Never going to happen Karanthir ...

TIA:

That was easier than I thought.


JESSE:

What was?


TIA:

I haven’t seen Daprima. I just didn’t want to get caught 

in the rain. So when I saw Fin, well … he does have a car.

JESSE:

Why you manipulative little bitch! I can't believe you just did that. Do you know how freakin’ turned on I am right now?

MEZ:

Tia - is that you? What are you doing here?


TIA:

Oh-my-God it's Mez.


JESSE:

You know each other?

TIA:

We went out,  in LA, that was before I met you.


JESSE:

I don't know if I like your going out with him ...

MEZ:

It was only once and trust me, that was enough.

It wasn’t a real date anyway. I didn’t even kiss her.


TIA:

I completely forgot you lived here with my brothers.

MEZ:

Do you live here now too? Terrific. This has been 

such a great morning so far. I’m going.

JESSE:

Wait a sec, Mez. Hey Mez ...


TIA:

Jesse - shut up!

JESSE:

Who the hell are you telling to shut up?


TIA:

I don't want him in the car with me. He can take the subway.


JESSE:

Just what went on between you two?


TIA:

Nothing. I just don't like him.


After Fin dropped off all his passengers ...

FIN:

What are you still doing here? Did you miss your bus?

Brynie? Brynie what’s wrong? Are you sick?

  BRYNIE:

Is it true? Is Noli really going away?


FIN:

I wanted to tell you but I guess someone beat me to it. 

Yes, Brynie. She’s going to be reunited with her mom and dad.  

It’s actually really good news - for her. 

BRYNIE:

But ... she's like a little sister to me. Fin, I don’t want her to go.

FIN:

No one does.


BRYNIE:

When is she leaving?


FIN:

Her parents have agreed to wait for Vanni and Syrrah to return. 

Racolo's already contacted them.

 BRYNIE:

So it'll be soon.


FIN:

Listen Brynie, Noli doesn’t know yet. We don’t want to scare her or 

anything. She’s so young, we’re not sure how much of this she’ll 

understand. Vanni wants to be the one to tell her. Hey, you OK?

BRYNIE:

It just makes me so sad that she won’t be living here anymore. .

FIN:

It makes me sad too,


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