76 - Only Twelve

2006

Tuesday ... 

RACOLO:

Hey Cammeo, how’s my kid treating you today?


CAMMEO:

Hullo Racolo, I wasn’t expecting you so early.

He's been such a good boy. I was just about to feed him.

RACOLO:
I’ll do it. 


CAMMEO:

Oh no, you can’t. I mean, you see I promised Esmodonti that I’d

show her how. Then we’ll give him his bath. It is her night, isn’t it?

RACOLO:

Oh yeah. Did you say Es is gonna give him a bath?


CAMMEO:

That’s right. No one could be more surprised than me. I really misjudged her.

You know, before Lithium, she couldn’t stand to be around the little ones. 

I suppose she was missing him. Do you know she’s even nice to Grace?

RACOLO:

Really? Where is she now?


CAMMEO:

Getting a clean bib from your room.


RACOLO:

My room?

CAMMEO:

I hope it's alright. She said it was part of your agreement.


RACOLO:

Yeah but Aless is in there. I gotta go …



Meanwhile in Aless, Racolo and Lithiums room ...

ESMODONTI:

Roc - whatcha doin’ in bed at this hour?


ALESS:

Hmm ...

ESMODONTI:

You ain't Roc. Hey you're cute. So Roc has himself a bed

warmer huh? I didn't know he switched over to the other side.


ALESS:

Wh-who are you?

ESMODONTI:

Esmodonti, the famous vampir-ES.

ALESS:

V-v-vampire!

ESMODONTI:

Don’t look so shocked cherie. Didn’t Roc mention me?


ALESS:

You j-just stay r-right where you are ... D-don't come any closer.


ESMODONTI:

Oh chill, I’m not gonna bite you, not as long as you’re in this

house anyway. So, who exactly are ya?

ALESS:

I’m Aless. Alessio Legalle.

ESMODONTI:

So you’re related to Roc. That’s cool.


ALESS:

Who’s Roc?


ESMODONTI:

Who’s Roc! Don’t you even know whose bed you're in? 

Racolo, who else?


ALESS:

You know m-my brother?

ESMODONTI:

Your brother! But of course. I’ll tell ya cherie, there was a time I knew him intimately. I’m Lithium’s mama, and it’s feeding time. I just came in to

get some supplies. You always sleep through dinner?

ALESS:

I’m n-not used to this t-time zone yet.


ESMODONTI:

I can dig it. I know a way that could help ya sleep through the night.

ESMODONTI:

… Hey, how old are ya?


ALESS:

Twelve.


ESMODONTI:

Twelve huh? That's too young for humans, isn’t it cherie? 

Anyway, can’t get into it right now, my elf-kin's hungry.

RACOLO:

Aless, you OK? She’s not ... bothering you is she?


ALESS:

No, I’m fine.

ESMODONTI:

What’d ya think - I’d jump in the sack with him? Geez Roc, he’s 

only twelve. I better go, Cammeo’s waiting. See you boys later.

ALESS:

Racolo, d-did you know that she's a v-vampire? I never m-met 

a vampire b-before. She’s an elf too.


RACOLO:
I know.


ALESS:

Is she really Lithium’s m-mother?

RACOLO:

Yeah, it’s a long story. You OK? You still don't look so good.

ALESS:

Actually, I'm st-starving.


RACOLO:

It's almost dinner time. Are you ready to meet the others? There's a lot 

of them. Elves, another vampire, a psychic and a brat named Grace.


ALESS:

Will Esmodonti b-be there too?


RACOLO:

The way my luck’s been running, it’s pretty much a guarantee.

ALESS:

C-could you m-make sure I d-don’t sit n-n-next to the br-brat named Grace.


RACOLO:
You got it.


ALESS:
Racolo, you d-don’t like Esmodonti very m-much d-do you?

RACOLO:

There was a time when I was crazy about her. That was before she became a vampire. We were inseparable. It was pretty intense.

ALESS:
What happened?


RACOLO:

She never really trusted me, so it didn’t work out. Then we lost 

track of each other. When I moved here with Lith - there 

she was. She’s been pissing me off ever since.

ALESS:

I hope you're n-not angry with me b-but, I like her. I think she’s funny 

and ... c-colorful, and she d-doesn't treat me like a little k-kid.


RACOLO:
That’s what worries me.

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