KARANTHIR:

Honestly, how did this happen to me? Sitting home on a Friday 

night gazing at your ugly face.

BRYNIE:

Right back at ya, Karanthir!

KARANTHIR:

Very original. So tell me Brynie, what did you do that irritated our 

dear brother so? You are aware that he blames me for 

whatever it was that caused him to ground you? 

BRYNIE:

Well, you see it was during recess. I was with my friends and 

Bobby McFedy dared me to go up to Nina Patterson and … well Nina 

was wearing this tight sweater and ... she has these … I mean her …

KARANTHIR:

What once was flat is now three dimensional.

BRYNIE:

Uh-huh, so I snuck up behind her and I uh snapped her bra strap.

BRYNIE:

Really? Do you think I could have some beer? When 

I was with grandfather - he let me, but Fin ...

KARANTHIR:

Here we are ... Coors Light or Budweiser?

BRYNIE:

Is there a difference?

KARANTHIR:

Ignorant child.

KARANTHIR:

… but I think Coors Light will do nicely for you.

BRYNIE:

It looks awefully big.

KARANTHIR:

Don’t worry, you can’t get drunk on light beer,

it’s simply impossible.

KARANTHIR:

… Now do me a favor and get us some mugs, and bring a pitcher too.

BRYNIE:

You know Karanthir, sometimes you can

be  pretty awesome, even if you are a vampire.

KARANTHIR:

No need to flatter me you little monster.

I'm simply bored - and stuck here, with you.

KARANTHIR:

… Still, this isn't all bad is it? Go on, drink up ...

MEZ:

What’s going on?

BRYNIE:

We’re celebrating. Want some?

MEZ:

Beer? Karanthir you’re letting him have beer?

KARANTHIR:

Absolutely, the lad deserves it. Come and join us. I didn't realize you were home. Still hiding, eh Mez? Go on Brynie, give Mez a laugh, tell him about your day.

BRYNIE:

I went up to a girl in my class and snapped her bra strap.

MEZ:
Brynie you can’t do that  …

BRYNIE:

I know that now. Fin wasn’t happy about it 

either. He hates it when he gets called to my school …

Later …

BRYNIE:

…I shtill don’t undershtand Mez. If you liked Cam’yo, why would you … 

do it with Es. She’s evil you know … even if she does have big ones.

KARANTHIR:

Brynie, allow me to educate you. One of the perks to doing it- is seeing and touching those big ones. Of course you must be wise enough to leave the lights on. You did leave the lights on, didn’t you Mez?

MEZ:

I um ...

BRYNIE:

Mez – you mean you actually got to… Wow - that’s awesome …

thump

KARANTHIR:

It seems the little monster has exceeded his limit.

MEZ:

Ya think? Poor Brynie ...

KARANTHIR:

Will you do me a favor and get the lad off to bed. 

I'll eliminate the evidence.

MEZ: 

Sure