STORIES
173 - Jello Shots
2012
Shichi Karanthir Zyfan
Later that evening ...
SHICHI:
... I know you're curious about my relationship with Chinatsu,
and all I'm saying is - we're getting along nicely.
KARANTHIR:
Nicely? Honestly Chi, that’s like the kiss of death.
SHICHI:
You just want to know if the sex is good, and it is.
KARANTHIR:
But that's where you're wrong, my ex-lover, I want to hear that the sex is mind-blowing and out-of-this-world fantastic. I certainly don’t want to hear ‘good or nicely’.
SHICHI:
grins
KARANTHIR:
Ahhh, and so it is. Good for you, and her.
Oh look, here comes my prince. I've been wondering where he's been ...
KARANTHIR:
… Zyfan, do you realize it's almost 11:30?
ZYFAN:
Is this somehow significant to me?
KARANTHIR:
I should say so - you're the one who insists we be in bed
by 10 every night, together.
ZYFAN:
I see. Thank you for pointing this out to me. It seems
I am tardy.Let us retire now.
ZYFAN:
...Oh Shichi forgive my rudeness, I did not see you there.
SHICHI:
It is I who should apologize for not standing in your presence ...
ZYFAN:
Greetings ...
KARANTHIR:
Zyfan! You do surprise me. It's not as if I'm opposed to you kissing Shichi, but I do believe I should have been treated to that show of affection first.
ZYFAN:
I am sorry, I do not know what came over me. You are so right.
KARANTHIR:
My prince, you're drunk.
ZYFAN:
I am not. I have had nothing to drink all evening.
I must go to bed now, it is 11:30 and I am late.
ZYFAN
stumbles
Oops! Did you see that? The floor, it seems lopsided.
It almost tripped me.
SHICHI:
Perhaps you should sit down, your highness.
KARANTHIR:
Just what have you been doing, my prince?
ZYFAN:
Oh Karan, you should have been there. I was helping Jesse and
his friends conduct a very important study at the university.
Shall I tell you about it?
KARANTHIR:
Please.
ZYFAN:
There were these teeny tiny cups filled with every color of the rainbow.
We had to sample each and then decide which color tasted best.
It was all very scientific, Jesse said so.
ZYFAN:
... There was green and red and blue ...
SHICHI:
Colors of the rainbow? He can't be serious.
ZYFAN:
... and yellow and orange and purple.
KARANTHIR:
On the contrary, he's obviously been introduced to Jello shots.
ZYFAN:
... Purple was my favorite.
KARANTHIR:
That would explain the color of your tongue. I'm sorry to tell you this
my prince, but those pretty colors you consumed were filled with alcohol.
ZYFAN:
Nooo. Really? Then perhaps I am drunk? I admit I am feeling
exceptionally well this evening.
ZYFAN:
… Oh no! I just remembered something. This is horrible! Do you know what this means? Jesse must be drunk too, and I have failed Mez.
SHICHI:
What's Mez got to do with this?
ZYFAN:
Jesse gets drunk whenever he does something stupid.
- And he did something stupid today. I promised Mez I would stay
with him, I mean Jesse, so he would be unable to accomplish this ...
KARANTHIR:
Oh my poor prince, there is no way you could've kept such a promise.
SHICHI:
If you don't mind me asking, what did Jesse do?
ZYFAN:
Herita - in the pantry. We walked in on them, Mez and myself.
KARANTHIR:
Jesse ... and Herita?
ZYFAN:
... I will have you know it was a most awkward moment for me. Mez
too, and we are very concerned about Io. I tried to talk to Jesse about it,
but h insisted I taste the yellow a second time, or was it a third?
SHICHI:
Io? How's he involved in this?
KARANTHIR:
Really Shichi, are you so unaware of everything going on in our little
community? It was Io who brought Jesse out of the closet.
The two have been madly in lust ever since.
ZYFAN:
Lust - hehehe .... Karan you are so clever with your words.
My, those pants look sooo tight.
SHICHI:
But Io's a genie.
KARANTHIR:
Your point being?
SHICHI:
He's a magical being ...
KARANTHIR:
Who happens to be a walking aphrodisiac.
SHICHI:
Yes, but genies aren't like us, they adapt to whatever's expected of them.
ZYFAN:
... I often wonder how you are able to breath.
It cannot be very comfortable, in there.
ZYFAN:
... Perhaps it is time to come out and stretch.
SHICHI:
Your highness!
KARANTHIR:
My prince if you're trying to get my attention – you've succeeded,
in a most stimulating way.
SHICHI:
I think you better get him to bed.
ZYFAN:
Bed! Yes that is a wonderful idea. Let us go to bed, now.
KARANTHIR:
Far be it for me to deny you anything.
ZYFAN:
stumbles again
Oops - Did you see that? The floor, it tried to trip me.
Someone really needs to repair that.
SHICHI:
I'll get right on it.
ZYFAN:
Very good then. I'm going to bed now, with Karanthir.
We will have sex. It will be glorious. I am certain of it.
ZYFAN:
Karan, I have not yet told you the most bizzarre part of the evening.
KARANTHIR:
Do tell.
