TIA:
Hey squirt, what're you doing here? Aren't you supposed
to be with daddy?
ALESS;
He c-called and told me he c-couldn't come up from LA this weekend.
TIA:
You mean he stood you up? He better not pull that with me. He promised to be here for my tennis match tomorrow. Gimme that phone.
ALESS:
But T-tia he has to work.
TIA:
He can work anytime.
TIA:
… Hi daddy. What’s this about you not coming to see me, I mean us? …You can do that on the plane. You’ve already missed three of my matches and you promised to take Aless to …
TIA:
… I don’t know. Whatever geeky thing you do with him .... What about the shuttle? ... Wait a second. I’ll look.
TIA:
… Gimme that … There’s one leaving LA in an hour ...
OK great ... Yeah I love you too. Bye.
TIA:
… He’s coming and we’re all going to dinner. Hey - what was that
on the screen? Are you looking at porn, you little perve?
ALESS:
N-no! I was on the site where I t-took m-my photography
class in New York …
TIA:
That looked like Jesse. Gimme it. Where did that page go?
TIA:
…Why that son of a ….I knew he knew that skank. Where is he?
TIA:
…Wait till I get my hands on him. I’m gonna kill him!
ALESS:
Uh-oh - p-p-poor Jesse.
Then ...
TIA:
Jesse!
JESSE:
Hey Tia what's up?
TIA:
You two-timing lying son of a ….
TIA:
…I knew you were cheating on me!
SHOVE
JESSE:
Hey!
THUMP
JESSE:
OW! Dammit Tia, what the hell's wrong with you!
TIA:
I saw your pictures with that skank - online!
JESSE:
What are you talking about?
TIA:
Don't play dumb with me! You've been cheating on me!
JESSE:
Now wait just a friggin' second. I can explain…
The scotch tape goes flying …
JESSE:
Ow! Will ya stop and listen to me? I was with her before Christmas.
We were broken up, remember? I was stuck at my family's house
in California and I ran into Cici. We hung out a little, that’s all.
TIA:
Cici? Who the hell's Cici? I’m talking about Cyndy!
Remember her Jesse? The whore at the movie theater
that you swore you didn’t know.
TIA:
So there’s a Cici too - oh you're so dead!
Tia reaches for the stapler.
JESSE:
You better not friggin’ throw that at me ...
TIA:
I oughta use it to staple your damn pants shut you son of a…
The stapler goes flying …
JESSE:
OW!
TIA:
How many more are there Jesse?
JESSE:
It wasn't like that Tia. You got it all wrong. We broke up,
you and me - remember?
TIA:
Liar! We never broke up. Who do you think you're dealing with?
I was there, you imbecile!
Tia grabs the candle.
JESSE:
But you weren't speaking to me! Put that down!
TIA:
That doesn't mean we broke up you moron!
RACOLO:
Hey! What’ going on in here? Give me that.
TIA:
I’m gonna throw it at him!
RACOLO:
You might break it. Now hand it over.
TIA:
… Listen to me Jesse Navale - it’s over. Do you hear me?
I never want to see your two-timing, double-crossing,
lying face again. I hate you. HATE YOU!
TIA:
… Get out of my way Racolo! I’m done here.
Tia leaves.
JESSE:
Cyndy? Dammit, I forgot about her … What are you looking at?
RACOLO:
She found you out, huh?
JESSE:
Yeah well, it’s no big deal. I mean, Cyndy and I, we just ... it was only one time. I didn't cheat on Tia cause we were broken up.
RACOLO:
Right. You were on a break.
JESSE:
What’s it to you anyway?
RACOLO:
Tia’s my kid sister.
JESSE:
Oh yeah ... crap - I forgot. You gonna kick my ass or something?
RACOLO:
Tia already took care of that.
JESSE:
Man her aim is good. But, she’ll get over it. She always does.
RACOLO:
You’re dreaming.
JESSE:
What do you know about it. She’ll forgive me.
Those other girls - that happened months ago …
RACOLO:
Doesn’t matter.
JESSE:
Oh yeah. All of a sudden you’re playing big brother? Well screw you! You don’t even know me.
RACOLO:
I was you. Now, stay away from my sister.
JESSE:
Hey - if she wants to go out with me …
RACOLO:
No. You mess with her again and you'll deal with me.