119 - Busted

2007

Saturday afternoon ...

TIA:

Hey squirt, what're you doing here? Aren't you supposed 

to be with daddy?


ALESS;

He c-called and told me he c-couldn't come up from LA this weekend.

TIA:

You mean he stood you up? He better not pull that with me. He promised to be here for my tennis match tomorrow. Gimme that phone.


ALESS:

But T-tia he has to work.


TIA:
He can work anytime. 

TIA:

… Hi daddy. What’s this about you not coming to see me, I mean us? …You can do that on the plane. You’ve already missed three of my matches and you promised to take Aless to …

TIA:

… I don’t know. Whatever geeky thing you do with him .... What about the shuttle? ... Wait a second. I’ll look.

TIA:

… Gimme that … There’s one leaving LA in an hour ...

OK great ... Yeah I love you too. Bye.

TIA:

… He’s coming and we’re all going to dinner.  Hey - what was that 

on the screen? Are you looking at porn, you little perve?


ALESS:

N-no! I was on the site where I t-took m-my photography 

class in New York …

TIA:

That looked like Jesse. Gimme it. Where did that page go?

TIA:

…Why that son of a ….I knew he knew that skank. Where is he?

TIA:

…Wait till I get my hands on him. I’m gonna kill him!

ALESS:

Uh-oh - p-p-poor Jesse.

Then ...

TIA:

Jesse!


JESSE:

Hey Tia what's up?

TIA:

You two-timing lying son of a ….

TIA:

…I knew you were cheating on me!


SHOVE


JESSE:

Hey!

THUMP


JESSE:

OW! Dammit Tia, what the hell's wrong with you!


TIA:

I saw your pictures with that skank - online!

JESSE:

What are you talking about?


TIA:

Don't play dumb with me! You've been cheating on me!


JESSE:

Now wait just a friggin' second. I can explain…


The scotch tape goes flying …

JESSE:

Ow! Will ya stop and listen to me? I was with her before Christmas. 

We were broken up, remember? I was stuck at my family's house 

in California and I ran into Cici. We hung out a little, that’s all. 

TIA:

Cici? Who the hell's Cici? I’m talking about Cyndy!

Remember her Jesse? The whore at the movie theater

that you swore you didn’t know.

TIA:

So there’s a Cici too - oh you're so dead!


Tia reaches for the stapler.

JESSE:

You better not friggin’ throw that at me ...


TIA:

I oughta use it to staple your damn pants shut you son of a…


The stapler goes flying …

JESSE:

OW!


TIA:

How many more are there Jesse?


JESSE:

It wasn't like that Tia. You got it all wrong. We broke up,

you and me - remember?

TIA:

Liar! We never broke up. Who do you think you're dealing with? 

I was there, you imbecile!


Tia grabs the candle.


JESSE:

But you weren't speaking to me! Put that down!


TIA:

That doesn't mean we broke up you moron!

RACOLO:

Hey! What’ going on in here? Give me that.


TIA:

I’m gonna throw it at him!


RACOLO:
You might break it. Now hand it over.

TIA:

… Listen to me Jesse Navale - it’s over. Do you hear me? 

 I never want to see your two-timing, double-crossing, 

lying face again. I hate you. HATE YOU!

TIA:

… Get out of my way Racolo! I’m done here.


Tia leaves.

JESSE:

Cyndy? Dammit, I forgot about her … What are you looking at?


RACOLO:

She found you out, huh?


JESSE:

Yeah well, it’s no big deal. I mean, Cyndy and I, we just ... it was only one time. I didn't cheat on Tia cause we were broken up.

RACOLO:

Right. You were on a break.


JESSE:

What’s it to you anyway?


RACOLO:

Tia’s my kid sister.


JESSE:

Oh yeah ... crap - I forgot. You gonna kick my ass or something?

RACOLO:

Tia already took care of that.


JESSE:

Man her aim is good. But, she’ll get over it. She always does.


RACOLO:
You’re dreaming.

JESSE:

What do you know about it. She’ll forgive me.

Those other girls - that happened months ago …


RACOLO:

Doesn’t matter. 

JESSE:

Oh yeah. All of a sudden you’re playing big brother? Well screw you! You don’t even know me.

RACOLO:

I was you. Now, stay away from my sister.

JESSE:

Hey - if she wants to go out with me …


RACOLO:

No. You mess with her again and you'll deal with me.

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