364 - She’s a He

2025

      Quinn               Aless          Esmodonti         Lithium               Lita

Monday night in the kitchen …





















QUINN:

… I heard there’s to be a school dance? Who do ya want to take?





















ALESS:

Someone already asked m-me. 


QUINN:

Gr-date! Who is she then? 


ALESS:

If I t-t-tell you, pr-promise not to g-g-get mad?


QUINN:

You know I cannae make a promise like that. Is she someone I know?
















ALESS:

W-well, actually, she’s a he. 


QUINN:

Ri-i-ight. Good on you Al.


ALESS:

R-really? I thought you’d b-be … shocked.





















QUINN:

Let me put it into perspective for ya. I jus’ found out I’m a dragon 

rider, and me dragon - in human form - is the most disagreeable lass 

I’ve ever met. So ya see - this is nothin’ compared to that, now is it? 
















ALESS:

I g-guess not. How d-do you feel about, w-well -  all that?


QUINN:
It’s weird. Me dad wants me to spend the summer with him and Xyla, 

ya know - in the Elvin realm. She’ll show me her true form and all. 

I dunno if I’ll ever be ready for that. I hear she’s pretty big. 





















ALESS:
D-d-does that m-mean you’ll see her fly and maybe even fly her yourself?


QUINN:
Aye. Cr-dazy right? 


ALESS:
And she’s not n-nice?


QUINN:
Naw, not at all. Cranky’s about the best way I can describe her. 
















ALESS:
Maybe you have to g-get to know her better.


QUINN:
That’s what me dad says - but to hear Lu and Harmonia 

talkin’ … it don’t sound like it’s goin’ to get any better. 

She’s sticky business that one. And there we are then.


ALESS:
Right. 
















ALESS:

… Quinn, I haven’t t-t-told Racolo yet … about m-m-my date.


QUINN:

Right.  Go on and tell him. It’ll be alright. He’s yer brother ain’t he?





















ESMODONTI:
Tell him what?
















ALESS:
Oh hel-hello Es.


ESMODONTI:
Sorry boys, didn’t mean to overhear but I got these pointy ears, 

and being a vamp, well I hear a lot of stuff I shouldn’t. 

I’ve learned to brush it off - but cherie, you’re family. 
















QUINN:
Right. I’ll leave ya to it then. 


Quinn leaves.
















ESMODONTI:
Could ya put him in his walker for me? It’s by the door.


ALESS:
Oh sure. 


ESMODONTI:
Go on to Uncle Aless and mama will make your bedtime bottle. 


LITHIUM:
Azu ba de de bum.
















ESMODONTI:
So Aless, ya wanna tell Es about it or should I mind my own business?





















ALESS:
I’ll t-t-tell you. There’s a school dance c-coming up and,
well, I’m g-going, with a b-b-boy - who asked m-me out. 
















ESMODONTI:
How cool is that! Wow - that’s so fab. So what’s the problem? 

Do ya need a ride or something?


ALESS:
N-no. I haven’t t-t-told Ra-racolo about it, yet.


ESMODONTI:
Oh cherie, your bro’s gonna be so jazzed that you’re goin’.

Look at you -  doin’ the whole school thing.


ALESS:
B-b-but Es, my d-date’s a boy.
















ESMODONTI:
Yeah I heard ya the first … oh, now I get it. Oh hon, Roc will be OK with that. 

It may take him a minute to get used to the idea, but then he’ll be cool.


ALESS:

I d-d-don’t know ...


A little later …














LITA:

Hello Aunt Es. 


ESMODONTI:
Wow Lita - look at you all dolled up! What’s the occasion?  
















LITA:

Daddy and I had our daddy-daughter date. 

We went to dinner and then to the ballet.
















ESMODONTI:
How fab! Did ya have a good time?


LITA:
Yes I did but now I can not find my doll. Have you
seen her? She is wearing a pink dress.





















ESMODONTI:
I sure have - she’s right here hon. 


LITA:
Thank you. 





















LITA:

… Who is that?


ESMODONTI:
Doncha remember? That’s Lithium.


LITA:
I keep forgetting cause he is so little here.


ESMODONTI:
He’s just a baby.
















LITA:
Yes, but where I come from - Lithium is big, bigger than me. 

He is my very best friend. We play together all the time.


ESMODONTI:
How cool is that! I guess that means Roc and me move to 

the Elvin realm - at some point.
















LITA:
Oops, I should not have told you that …


ESMODONTI:
Don’t worry hon, it’ll be our little secret. 


Lady with the Dog where the Prince & the Vamp reside